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The Rudy Schwartz Project is a one man army known as Joe Newman. Similar to Zappa  the Rudy Schwartz Project has garnered both constant praise and hate from the press, but has certainly earned the adulation and respect from music industry names as diverse as Jello Biafra and Zoogz Rift with whom Joe has guested on one album, "Villagers". Influences vary widely, but some things that just keep popping up on Joe's records seem to be music from old TV commercials, Ernest Borgnine, a hatred for conservative republicans, and doing weird cover versions of famous songs.

"This is the kind of music that makes people want to punch babies. I’ve never been a huge fan of babies (except for yours, of course), so it’s more telling to say that this music made me want to kick puppies. I was sobbing with relief when it was over. Stay away from this if you don’t want to stab your eyeballs out with dull forks, and please don’t give this to impressionable children".
-Upstarter

"Imagine going to Disneyland and all the little figures singing "It's A Small World After All" are hauntingly out of tune and broken down, and they have the appearance of small disfigured monsters.
The Rudy Schwartz Project is by far the strangest band you'll ever hear! Buy It Now!" –TXPunk.Net

"Because of my radio show, THE HOUR OF SLACK,
I've heard damn near every cool independent
album to come down the pike since 1985, and as
far as I'm concerned, Joe Newman's RUDY
SCHWARTZ PROJECT material is the most original
and the best, and you can quote me on that."
– Rev. Ivan "Minor Celebrity" Stang

1. Lynyrd Skynyrd Memorial Tractor Pull
2. Eubanks Initiation Ritual and Subsequent Cumbia
3. Ernest Borgnin Memorial Birthday Party
4. Colgate Team
5. The Fog and the Dew
6.  A Career in Real Estate
7. Waltz of the Mortgage Bankers
8.  Ernest Borgnine Reprise
9. Ben
10.  Obligatory Telephone Segue
11.  Protect and Serve
12.  A Sandwich for Adolf
13.  Nice Lawn, Asshole
14.  Snot Mouth Tweedle
15.  Snot Mouth on the Beach
16.  Bowling for Appliances
17.  Mizzyluna
18.  Wailin’ Jack
 
1. Salmon Moisture Prelude  2. Salmon Dave
3. Georgy Girl 
4. Ciricirbin 
5. I'm No Prude But Some Things Should Be Banned
6.Criss Cross  
7. Tampon Louie 3
8. BBQ Pope 
9. Puncture Wounds

 
10. Every Breath You Take
11. Chick Corea's First Ouija Board 1Play
12. Condoms #2
13. The Medicinal Properties of Chicken  
14. The Pincushion Man 
15. Pop Song 
16. Moammar's Tractor
17. A Nice Selection Of Hasps

 
 
1. Let’s Get Mac To Do a Guitar Solo
2. I Got the Sheep Out Back
3. The Song of the Birds
4. The Pastor
5. People Are Scum
6. Soviet Environmental
Standards
7. Tampon Louie
8. Kill For God
9. Asparagus Makes
Your Urine Smell Funny
10. Raspberry I.U.D.
11. Polly Wolly Doodle
12. You Can Become a
Republican Too
13. An Orange is Nothing
But a Juicy Pumpkin
14. Hey Darling, Can I
Buy You a Taco?
15. Christmas Time’s For Assholes
16. Moammar’s Tractor
17. Dance of the Secular Humanists
18. Coathanger Man
19. I Married Bob
20. The Bacon For
Tomorrow’s Breakfast
 
1.Delicous Ass Frenzy
2.Trailer Queen
3. I Fear The Night, With Apemen In Canoes
4. Invasion Of The Chrome Fish People
5. Perles De Cristal 

 
6. At The Illinois Pole Barn Clusterfuck
7. Buncombe Doubly Damned
8. Scranton,Pennsylvania
9. Stumpy
10. Field Guidance To Industrial Establishments
11. Ton Amour A Change Ma Vie
 

Interview with Joe Newman

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